Big Jack!

My sister, Amber, was visiting last weekend and on Sunday, this is what we heard from the back of the van on the way home from church.

Paige:  Hey Ammer, hey, hey, I'm going to call you Big Jack!
(Insert Much laughter from the front two seats.)
Me:  Why are you going to call her Big Jack?
(No response!)
A few minutes later. . .
P:  Hey Big Jack Ammer!
(Sounds like Big Jack Hammer.)

Hysterical!!!!